May 2013
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
crumzinmahlap:
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
captainswan-17:
squidkitten:
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
